The things you learn in a group chat

  • Co-worker 1: don't have kids
  • Co-worker 1: if you do ... then ship them out between 2 and 4
  • Co-worker 2: understood
  • Co-worker 2: though, that info would've been helpful around 9 years ago
  • Co-worker 1: LOL

"My dreams are too vivid for my own good"

  • S.G.: so i had a dream last night that you got transferred to the Chicago office
  • S.G.: and then we all staged an occupy [workplace] camp
  • Me: hahahah this is so amazing - I'm actually touched
haikus are awesome
the worst problem is when i
run out of sylla

J.E.

Inception is always applicable

  • C.R.: I wonder if you can run a VM within a VM
  • Me: THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING

This is what I get for using Hipster Ipsum

  • KF: [redacted]'s quote is great, "Synth irony trust fund, aesthetic locavore lomo williamsburg chambray readymade artisan single-origin coffee organic tumblr."
  • KF: thats deep stuff
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: i mean, synth irony trust fund is my favorite band
  • KF: hahahah I was into synth irony trust fund before they were big!
  • Me: ME TOO
  • Me: i didn't think anyone had heard of them
  • KF: hahah yep back when they were playing at williamsburg
  • Me: yeah they gave away vegan gluten free banh mis
  • Me: it was the best concert ever
  • KF: hahah mmm bahn mis. miss those gluten free days.
  • Me: haha

Dark days indeed

  • EW: the dark days have arrived
  • EW: my dad officially made a facebook

Did you know the Rent is Too Damn High?

  • Me: He talks so fast!
  • RJ: lol he doesn't have enough time to talk
  • RJ: rent is too high
  • RJ: gotta make that paper
  • Me: SORRY I DIDN'T GET THAT FROM THE 9034824 TIMES HE SAID IT
  • Me: i just want to draw attention to the fact that you said "gotta make that paper" haha
  • RJ: hahahaha

We are the music makers; we are the dreamers of dreams.