There isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t love diamonds. Even the super-left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond they’re like, “Yeah, bitch! Gimme more of them blood diamonds - make them extra bloody!”

There isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t love diamonds. Even the super-left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond they’re like, “Yeah, bitch! Gimme more of them blood diamonds - make them extra bloody!”