Trains, and babies, and responsibility, oh my!

  • KK: OH COME ON
  • KK: YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING
  • KK: ALL ABOARD THE 8:00 BABY TRAIN
  • Me: NOT THAT FAST
  • Me: I'M HITTIN A 10 YR SNOOZE
  • KK: MIND THE GAP!!!
  • KK: Ugh you will never make it off the platform
  • KK: Don't be that lady!
  • KK: (er, actually, joking aside, I entirely recommend being that lady and concur with your position of responsible adulthood and a life plan which includes or does not include relationships and/or children at your own pace.)
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU

Maybe I should work on NOT freaking out at TV violence

  • Me: I shouldn't be allowed to watch this
  • SD: Obviously. What are you watching?
  • Me: Lie to me
  • SD: I'm successful with the ladies
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHA
  • SD: Oh, you meant the show
Okay, so I like books. I really like books. Like a lot. So much so that I have a bachelor’s in reading and writing (NB: English). This obviously means I have a secret desire to write. Okay, not so secret desire. At any rate, when I picked up Sloane Crosley’s book, I Was Told There Would Be Cake, I was thrilled. I bought it because it mentioned food in the title. That, and the fact that she was likened to both David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, two of my favorite memorists/creative nonfiction writers.
I settled into reading the thing, and I found myself identifying with her writing — to an extent. I don’t think I’m nearly as self-interested as her, but what person under 30 isn’t completely self-absorbed? I dunno. It was funny in spots, but not as consistently funny as Sedaris or Vowell. I only chuckled at her acknowledgment to her family at the end, because my family is the same.
Ultimately, I find myself whole-heartedly agreeing with Dale Mackey’s evaluation: “[T]he bigger take home is that Crosley’s wit is just a little too witty.   She seems so pleased with herself throughout the whole book, and while  she mercilessly pokes fun at herself and her own inadequacies, she  manages to be completely smug while doing it.  Nowhere in the book does  she betray a sense of vulnerability. Her wit gets in the way of me  really caring about her. “

Okay, so I like books. I really like books. Like a lot. So much so that I have a bachelor’s in reading and writing (NB: English). This obviously means I have a secret desire to write. Okay, not so secret desire. At any rate, when I picked up Sloane Crosley’s book, I Was Told There Would Be Cake, I was thrilled. I bought it because it mentioned food in the title. That, and the fact that she was likened to both David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, two of my favorite memorists/creative nonfiction writers.

I settled into reading the thing, and I found myself identifying with her writing — to an extent. I don’t think I’m nearly as self-interested as her, but what person under 30 isn’t completely self-absorbed? I dunno. It was funny in spots, but not as consistently funny as Sedaris or Vowell. I only chuckled at her acknowledgment to her family at the end, because my family is the same.

Ultimately, I find myself whole-heartedly agreeing with Dale Mackey’s evaluation: “[T]he bigger take home is that Crosley’s wit is just a little too witty.  She seems so pleased with herself throughout the whole book, and while she mercilessly pokes fun at herself and her own inadequacies, she manages to be completely smug while doing it.  Nowhere in the book does she betray a sense of vulnerability. Her wit gets in the way of me really caring about her. “

Double dog dare you

  • KK: I made the mistake of having a mocha.... ugggh
  • Me: hahahah do you mean YUMMY
  • Me: i had one iced today
  • KK: It was kinda yummy
  • Me: super yummy
  • KK: But I never have them
  • Me: yummy yummy
  • Me: OH NOESSSSSS
  • Me: your body she is under attack
  • KK: That rumbling sound in my stomach is hindsight. Telling me I never should have done it.
  • Me: hahahaha
  • Me: were you feeling le tired?
  • KK: Naw, but Scott double dog dared me
  • Me: hahahahahahah
  • KK: ... yeah
  • Me: YOU'RE SUCH A DUDE
  • Me: i love it
  • KK: We've made it a long way since kindergarten
  • Me: hahahahaahahah
  • Me: i can tell

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