Away messages are not utilized nearly enough

  • Me (away msg): [JM]: World's most interesting man?
  • JM (via away msg): Duretti Hirpa: World's most crazy awesome woman? Early returns say yes.
BEST. TEXT. MESSAGE. EVER.

BEST. TEXT. MESSAGE. EVER.

Dark days indeed

  • EW: the dark days have arrived
  • EW: my dad officially made a facebook

hahah KK sends the best IMs

  • KK: BRAHH BRAHH
  • KK: OOH LA LA
  • KK: WASABI CHOWMANCE!
  • KK: (translation: I am excited about dinner)

When vegetarians eat meat, volume 1

  • JS: the missus and I went to Incanto last weekend
  • JS: they cure a tuna's heart and then shave it over pasta
  • JS: kind of like carbonara
  • JS: shit was real

KK should get their own tag, at this point

  • KK: I know right?
  • KK: I'm saying that from now on.
  • KK: Totes amazeballs, isn't it fetch?
  • Me: HAHAHA TOTES MCGOTES
  • KK: STOP TRYING TO MAKE TOTES HAPPEN GRETCHEN
  • Me: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETCHEN
  • Me: hahahahahahahaha
  • KK: STOP TRYING TO MAKE GRETCH HAPPEN FETCHEN!
  • KK: I love you.

SUFFFAAAAAHHHH

  • Me: Too bad he's into LADIES
  • KK: AUGH
  • KK: MEIN KAMPF

A Little Reward WOULD Be Nice

  • Me: i also am still waiting for my badge of courage
  • Me: for living through being punched in the face by you
  • TR: SORRY I'M SUCH A SLACKER
  • Me: i mean IT IS A FEAT
  • Me: i lived
  • Me: I AM THE GIRL WHO LIVED
  • TR: indeed
  • TR: you are the only one

But I wasn't talking about hair extentions...

  • Me: aaaaaahhhhh dilemma
  • Me: help help help
  • KK: GET THE HAIR EXTENSIONS

That's what she said is so 2008

  • Me (complaining about my unsuccessful apartment hunt): THIS IS HARD
  • JS: as your mother noted
  • JS: you know, last evening.
  • Me: HAHAHA
  • Me: thumbs aloft

We are the music makers; we are the dreamers of dreams.