hot child in the city

EH: How are you?
Me: EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ME
Me: I'm rather enjoying my life
EH: Any smooch action included in the enjoying of life?
Me: No, mostly because i refuse to use the internet to meet dudes
EH: That can be limiting
EH: I feel your pain
EH: I too, refuse to sell my wares online
Me: The internet has given me unreal expectations
Me: My "mental checklist" of qualities takes over
Me: Online, I want like a 6'5 model who is independently wealthy and educated
Me: Whereas, in real life i'm way more forgiving
EH: "I'll take (1) of the 85 foot tall guy that's badass but has a heart of gold and is a millionaire."
Me: Same mind you and I
EH: Note how I typed the 1 in ( ) as if it were a dropdown box
Me: hahahahahahahahahaha