I just can’t. Too amazing. Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

(Source: diaryofamadblacktress.com)

THIS INVALIDATES THE MOVIE! aaaahahahahah

THIS INVALIDATES THE MOVIE! aaaahahahahah

Unfortunately, I am one of those frustrated girls!

Unfortunately, I am one of those frustrated girls!

Man.. this chatroulette piano thing is giving me the vapors.

Courtesy of Jay Sweetus and his lady love.

Romeo and Juliet would have ended much differently if for the intervention of Sassy Gay Friend!

Arial. It’s a little bit bullsh*t.

Double dog dare you

  • KK: I made the mistake of having a mocha.... ugggh
  • Me: hahahah do you mean YUMMY
  • Me: i had one iced today
  • KK: It was kinda yummy
  • Me: super yummy
  • KK: But I never have them
  • Me: yummy yummy
  • Me: OH NOESSSSSS
  • Me: your body she is under attack
  • KK: That rumbling sound in my stomach is hindsight. Telling me I never should have done it.
  • Me: hahahaha
  • Me: were you feeling le tired?
  • KK: Naw, but Scott double dog dared me
  • Me: hahahahahahah
  • KK: ... yeah
  • Me: YOU'RE SUCH A DUDE
  • Me: i love it
  • KK: We've made it a long way since kindergarten
  • Me: hahahahaahahah
  • Me: i can tell

Boy figures out the concept of gay marriage in record time.

(via SFist)

Easy. Wheels.

I saw a HILARIOUS movie with jay sweetus at our Tuesday Night beer session. Unfortunately it was mute, but I will say this, watching a man slowly set off a grenade on a woman he just passionately made out with makes for one hell of a screaming match in a bar. Sadly, the movie ended soon thereafter (WHOOPS, SPOILER ALERT), but we were able to IMDB that movie post-haste. Eileen Davidson (aka She-Wolf), I salute you.

This pictoor is right after the explosion, btw.

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