hot child in the city

Internet: sometimes I love you, sometimes you make life hard

• EH: How are you?
• Me: EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ME
• Me: I'm rather enjoying my life
• EH: Any smooch action included in the enjoying of life?
• Me: No, mostly because i refuse to use the internet to meet dudes
• EH: That can be limiting
• EH: I feel your pain
• EH: I too, refuse to sell my wares online
• Me: The internet has given me unreal expectations
• Me: My "mental checklist" of qualities takes over
• Me: Online, I want like a 6'5 model who is independently wealthy and educated
• Me: Whereas, in real life i'm way more forgiving
• EH: "I'll take (1) of the 85 foot tall guy that's badass but has a heart of gold and is a millionaire."
• Me: Same mind you and I
• EH: Note how I typed the 1 in ( ) as if it were a dropdown box
• Me: hahahahahahahahahaha

I played with Legos until I was 16 years old!

He is so fine, the EPA could issue him to polluting corporations.

We get cold when it's 70 out, whatever

• Me: straight up brought a gabi [blanket] to work
• JG: STFU YOU ARE MY HERO
• JG: finally my car is ready
• JG: gonna walk back so i can bring my body back up to acceptable homeostatic temperature
• JG: it hurts to type

SOMETHING WRONG
EARS ‘GAINST MY HEAD
MOUSEY GONE
MY TOY IS DEAD
I POUNCED MY GIRL
SHE SPRITZED MY HEAD
I DRIED THAT FUR
AND NOW I’M LED
I’M ON MY WAY
SNEAKING UP THE STAIRS
TO MY SURPRISE
A MOUSE WAS TAUNTING ME
I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THAT FELINE UNIVERSITY