The VA is such a confidence booster- was serenaded to before my morning coffee. Now if he sang “Queen to Be” a la Duretti and that hobo, I would have put a ring on it.
There isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t love diamonds. Even the super-left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond they’re like, “Yeah, bitch! Gimme more of them blood diamonds - make them extra bloody!”

There isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t love diamonds. Even the super-left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond they’re like, “Yeah, bitch! Gimme more of them blood diamonds - make them extra bloody!”

Previous efforts at lunchbunching came up short, but it’s a new year and a new week and I think we should be laser focused on our Q1 objectives, i.e. lunch on Friday.
That group [BBNG] does hiphop covers….and zelda — its like my subconscious became three canadian white boys that knew how to play jazz.
BEST. TEXT. MESSAGE. EVER.

BEST. TEXT. MESSAGE. EVER.

HULK SMASH (work edition)

  • AA: i need to setup a 4th read slave. for backup purposes.
  • AA: (flips table)
  • AA: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

Internet: sometimes I love you, sometimes you make life hard

  • EH: How are you?
  • Me: EVERYTHING IS COMING UP ME
  • Me: I'm rather enjoying my life
  • EH: Any smooch action included in the enjoying of life?
  • Me: No, mostly because i refuse to use the internet to meet dudes
  • EH: That can be limiting
  • EH: I feel your pain
  • EH: I too, refuse to sell my wares online
  • Me: The internet has given me unreal expectations
  • Me: My "mental checklist" of qualities takes over
  • Me: Online, I want like a 6'5 model who is independently wealthy and educated
  • Me: Whereas, in real life i'm way more forgiving
  • EH: "I'll take (1) of the 85 foot tall guy that's badass but has a heart of gold and is a millionaire."
  • Me: Same mind you and I
  • EH: Note how I typed the 1 in ( ) as if it were a dropdown box
  • Me: hahahahahahahahahaha
I played with Legos until I was 16 years old!
Courtesy of KMC

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