Winter is coming

  • AL: "like, you can't build the same house in california as you can in Omaha. It's illegal! because cali has earthquakes and is going to drop off into the ocean one day and become its own country run by fabulous gays and washed up movie stars and its going to be awesome, but we all know we have to build our houses so that they don't fall down when that happens"

Away messages are not utilized nearly enough

  • Me (away msg): [JM]: World's most interesting man?
  • JM (via away msg): Duretti Hirpa: World's most crazy awesome woman? Early returns say yes.

HULK SMASH (work edition)

  • AA: i need to setup a 4th read slave. for backup purposes.
  • AA: (flips table)
  • AA: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

I coulda been a contender

  • JG: I should have totes been an engineer - like look at where i live [Silicon Valley]
  • Me: hahahahaha engineering is overrated
  • Me: i can teach you if you want
  • Me: but your days will be filled with frustration
  • JG: LOL

This is how we should teach kids to enjoy vegetables

  • KK: MMM baby carrots!
  • KK: I bought a six pound sack. so many carrots - so easy to eat
  • KK: so yummy
  • KK: so full of vitamins
  • KK: I imagine myself as a conqueror
  • KK: consuming infants
  • KK: GODLIKE
  • KK: Their pitiful carrot screams
  • KK: I SKINNED AND ATE YOUR PARENTS WITH SOME LEMON JUICE AND PEPPER
  • KK: bwahahaha

That's all I wanted!

  • Me (away message): um someone threw up on my car this morning... GOTTA LOVE THE MISSION!
  • JS: That is grosssssss
  • Me: wanted to share my pain
  • JS: i threw up a little in my mouth when i read it
  • JS: so consider that a successful share
  • Me: excellent
  • Me: THANK YOU
  • Me: I WILL

I really need to lay off CAPS

  • Me: YOU KNOW ME
  • Me: ALWAYS GAME FOR A BAD PUN AND OR ALTERNATIVE SPELLINGS
  • KK: YOURE TUNED IN TO KTOWN
  • KK: LIGHT PUNS AND ALT SPELLING, ALL THE TIME

Love is a battlefield

  • TR: I'm calling this year's Valentine's Day Operation Shock & Awe
  • TR: It's gonna be like a motherfucking napalm bomb of romance up in this bitch
In today’s edition of: Ridiculous chats with KK, we talk about Anchorman meets CSI.

In today’s edition of: Ridiculous chats with KK, we talk about Anchorman meets CSI.

I should know better

  • TR: latex gloves from here on out
  • Me: good plan
  • Me: (also, that's what she said)
  • TR: LMAO
  • TR: GOOD ONE
  • TR: no
  • TR: GREAT ONE
  • Me: I REALLY CAN'T HELP MYSELF

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