The things you learn in a group chat

  • Co-worker 1: don't have kids
  • Co-worker 1: if you do ... then ship them out between 2 and 4
  • Co-worker 2: understood
  • Co-worker 2: though, that info would've been helpful around 9 years ago
  • Co-worker 1: LOL
This was attached to an email I got this morning from L.G. LIIIIIIIFE. THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE RIGHT NOW.

This was attached to an email I got this morning from L.G.

LIIIIIIIFE. THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE RIGHT NOW.

We still live in an age where men get to age like credenzas, and women like unrefrigerated dairy.

There are so many QUOTABLE LINES from this article! 

“Admittedly, I prefer older guys, only because they tend to be fully fused, like a human skull.”

“being in your twenties is a form of functional retardation”

AND THE LIST GOES ON!

This is how you know it's legit

  • Me: how was the chicken spot?
  • J.G.: it was serious, OKAY
  • J.G.: you had to enter through the BAR
  • J.G.: and around the corner!
  • J.G.: when i asked for bags for my inevitable leftovers
  • J.G: she came back with safeway bags

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH THIS AND NOT LAUGH

key and peele KEEP ON KEEPING ON

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