hot child in the city

In response to the last post, part 2

• J.G.: LULZ to KK
• J.G.: always manages to upstage me in hilarity
• J.G.: bless his gay soul. keep it coming.

In response to the last post

• K.K.: SCORCHED EARTH
• K.K.: I can just picture her going into a rage, shoveling everything off the table
• K.K.: sweep ALL THE COFFEE SUPPLIES ASIDE
• K.K.: TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY PLATTER OF REVENGE
• Me: hahaha precisely

Nicki Minaj

• Me: "too much ain't enough?"
• K.K.: NOW WHEN IT COMES TO NM [Nicki Minaj]
• K.K.: SHE IS LAUNCHING A FASHION LINE
• K.K.: I WANT TO GO TO THERE
• K.K.: Every time a door opens for me/That means you just got a better opportunity to do you/Better understand these labels look at numbers and statistics/If I win, you win, it’s just logistics.
• Me: i just love how much you love herrrr
• K.K.: Look she is an honorary gay
• K.K: these things happen

Throwing shade

• K.K.: HOLDING OUT FOR TREY SONGZ NOW
• Me: AS YOU SHOULD
• Me: DRAKE IS WHACK
• K.K.: YEAH
• K.K. : ALSO
• K.K.: Am I the only person who can't take Jason Derulo in a neck brace seriously?
• Me: "Am I the only person who can't take Jason Derulo seriously?"
• Me: THERE FIXED IT
• K.K.: haahahahahahaahhahahahaha
• K.K.: CORRECT
• K.K.: COME CORRECT

My Pandora station of “Hunky R&B crooners and Nicki Minaj/Keri Hilson” is in RARE FORM today.

I don't even

• K.K.: IMOGEN BEEP
• Me: ?
• K.K.: BEEP BEEP
• K.K.: Roadrunner...
• K.K.: I dunno where I was going with that.
• K.K.: BACK TO WORK
• K.K.: *vogues, sachets, and exits stage left*
• Me: hahahahahahahahaha

Cheer up, panda bear

• K.K.: Girrll
• K.K.: OPHELIA SO BAD FOR YOURSELF
• Me: I'M ALLOWED TO BE ANGSTY SASSY GAY FRIEND
• K.K.: There IS A BLACK STRAIGHT ME OUT THERE AND ONE DAY WE WELL YOU AND HIM WILL GET MARRIED
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• K.K.: If you were a guy I'd suggest we get some whiskey and a pickup truck and go out on a hill and grouse about women
• K.K.: But I don't think that's really applicable here
• Me: hahaha "grouse"
• K.K.: I don't know WHY that's a verb

This is probably going to get out of hand

• KK: [Boyfriend] changed my desktop background
• Me: is it his face?
• Me: PLEASE GOD
• K.K.: it's a picture of two kittens fighting
• Me: hahahaha
• K.K.: labled with our names
• Me: hahahahahahaha
• K.K.: BUT
• K.K.: He left himself logged into facebook
• K.K.: SHHH don't tell him
• K.K.: It's been 3 days since I changed his profile picture and I don't think he's caught on
• Me: that's a rookie mistake

WHY YES IT IS HOW DID YOU KNOW

• Me: i think you were born in the wrong body
• Me: just fyi
• KK: hahahaha WHICH BODY WAS THAT
• Me: perhaps in the next life you should be a cat
• KK: THE RESURRECTION HUB IS OFFLINE
• Me: hahahahahahah
• KK: christ this is all going on your blog isnt it