Come bear witness as [S.P] greets his late twenties with a mere shrug and frat boy “Sup?”

He think he Big Meech.

Dranks at [redacted], and if we’re feeling extra young and festive, carryover to [redacted].

Keeping it classy, but low-key.

J.G., inviting me to a friend’s birthday. 

I seriously get the best emails.