We are the music makers; we are the dreamers of dreams.Tumblr (3.0; @duretti)http://blog.durettihirpa.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-qv7k2_lc0M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH THIS AND NOT LAUGH</p> <p>key and peele KEEP ON KEEPING ON</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17683314871http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17683314871Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:28:39 -0800Key &amp; PeeleObamaramaprezzy ohahahahaLOLS“<p>Come bear witness as [S.P] greets his late twenties with a mere shrug and frat boy “Sup?” </p> <p>He think he Big Meech.</p> <p>Dranks at [redacted], and if we’re feeling extra young and festive, carryover to [redacted]. </p> <p>Keeping it classy, but low-key.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>J.G., inviting me to a friend’s birthday. </p> <p>I <em>seriously</em> get the best emails.</p></em>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17673635495http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17673635495Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:50:01 -0800i get the best emailsseriouslyHYFR.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzf8wsbSjI1qkwgt4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kitchenmagician.tumblr.com/post/17648276232/for-my-dear-duretti">kitchenmagician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FOR MY DEAR DURETTI!!</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17664229020http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17664229020Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:22:45 -0800reaction gifsYESSSSSSSSkb finds everything!<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcpeaMg4s1qb1ho7o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17615517936http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17615517936Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:14:22 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzed3mbkMc1qboumfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>“<span> </span><span>Let’s just say if I had a dollar for every time I walked into a salon, sat in the chair and heard “Giiiiirl, you got enough hair for 80 people!” or “Oh dear. You poor thing…” - I wouldn’t have time to write this because I would be on a private jet to Fiji, getting my calves massaged by someone with hands like ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry instead of sitting at work.</span><span> ”</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>From a hilarious Yelp review my friend wrote of the new salon she goes to.</span></p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17615271908http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17615271908Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:06:00 -0800hahabest yelp review i think i've ever readhahahaha<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzamjcNXrn1r9kff8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://occupyvday.tumblr.com/post/17513767036/i-dont-find-heteronormativity-or-consumerism">occupyvday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t find heteronormativity or consumerism attractive. But I’ll keep the chocolate. </p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17561136060http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17561136060Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:22:27 -0800HEY THAT'S JOSSLOVE LOVE LOVE<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrxo9zATo1qcyr38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imma-burr.tumblr.com/post/16923421813/history-by-typotheque">imma-burr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>History by Typotheque</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17270518523http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17270518523Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:03:08 -0800““[If you don’t] that’s like getting your car fixed and the mechanic says, ‘It’s all good now but I’m keeping your car.’””<br/><br/> - <em> R.W., when I asked him if I should email our client <em><strong>THE FONT THEY PAID FOR</strong></em>. #workn00b</em>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17184023117http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17184023117Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:21:10 -0800work lifenoobi can't even““If you’re happily employed but somehow emotionally distant from the people you work with day in and day out, we can relate! Get off the grind and come have a drink with us, or several (provided you’re using public transportation). All are welcome. You heard that right. Everyone. We’re friendly but we lack discretion (not unlike the people who hired us in the first place) but we’re smart enough to spot a good idea when we see one, and this is it!””<br/><br/> - <em> Happy hour email I received today from co-workers</em>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17173854931http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/17173854931Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:41:00 -0800i get the best emailsi too lack discretion<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc7931Phz1qelbk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lostmenowfindingme.tumblr.com/post/16450167307/hes-so-adorable">lostmenowfindingme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>He’s so adorable :)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16939023398http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16939023398Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:20:40 -0800children with swagLOOK AT THIS LIL HEARTBREAKER<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh8f6pZ3Z1qboumfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Everything the light touches!</em></p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16596240799http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16596240799Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:45:06 -0800elitesan franciscolion kingwe actually feel this wayhaha<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybk9cpgAL1qboumfo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>From an email sent by J.G.:</em></p> <blockquote> <p class="p1">Since we’ve all vowed to basically kick 2012 in the face, here are some pictures to that effect. Post where necessary.</p> </blockquote> <p class="p1">Posting where necessary.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16419882768http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16419882768Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:15:51 -0800i get the best emails<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16361595281/tumblr_ly9nwng1zY1qbhxxb&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>It’s like all of my music tendencies decided to have a party.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cassietackett.tumblr.com/post/16360117632/the-civil-wars-billie-jean-live">cassietackett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Civil Wars- “Billie Jean (live)”</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16361595281http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16361595281Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:09:53 -0800michael jacksonthe civil wars<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16340824335/tumblr_ly85soYGGV1qeqx7k&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingerhaze.tumblr.com/post/16320558118/20-years-the-civil-wars">gingerhaze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>20 Years - The Civil Wars</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16340824335http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16340824335Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:41:50 -0800musicathe civil warsi love folk i won't lie<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe5mkI3rK1qh0381o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To the beat y’all.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://typeverything.com/post/15407865596/typeverything-com-yes-yes-yall-by-l-e-e">typeverything</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Typeverything.com</p> <p>Yes Yes Y’All by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/l-e-e" title="L.e.e">L.e.e</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16185113608http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16185113608Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:52:15 -0800Typography<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EGtImPa5ygw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My love for Prezzy O as a person grows greater and greater everyday.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16182720006http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16182720006Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:02:00 -0800al greenprezzy owait for it - it's actually brilliantObamarama<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2jdymk5S1qboumfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve literally been telling people this when they ask me how I am. Rap lyrics in everyday life FTW.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16138196055http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16138196055Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:17:00 -0800kanye westwait til i get my money rightgood<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fljKx9nvrL4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>T.D.:</em> when I come to SF, we’re doing this<br/><em>T.D.:</em> also, Dope Zebra should be the name of our sick rap side project<br/><em>T.D.:</em> you know, since zebras are black and white <br/><em>T.D.: </em>like us </p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16135912735http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16135912735Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:39:00 -0800dope zebraTDlolarious<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzvjmysrv1qzwdngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzvjmysrv1qzwdngo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzvjmysrv1qzwdngo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amyvernon.tumblr.com/post/16116397621/wookie-the-chew-dying-from-the-cute">amyvernon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wookie the Chew.</p> <p>DYING FROM THE CUTE.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16123354747http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16123354747Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:28:12 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0nelOiGg1qboumfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Too true.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16081487228http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/16081487228Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:49:00 -0800school nightssan franciscowe are our fathers' daughters.