We are the music makers; we are the dreamers of dreams.Tumblr (3.0; @duretti)http://blog.durettihirpa.com/Co-worker 1: don't have kids<br /> Co-worker 1: if you do ... then ship them out between 2 and 4<br /> Co-worker 2: understood<br /> Co-worker 2: though, that info would've been helpful around 9 years ago<br /> Co-worker 1: LOLhttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/24137187506http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/24137187506Thu, 31 May 2012 10:49:30 -0700work chatsmaybe wanting kids is overratedlols<p><strong>D</strong>erp derp<br/><strong>U</strong>gh my life<br/><strong>R</strong>eal talk<br/><strong>E</strong>ehee willful misrepresentation<br/><strong>T</strong>hrowing shade<br/><strong>T</strong>his beat is sick<br/><strong>I</strong> get the best emails</p> <p>LOL</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23688610429http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23688610429Thu, 24 May 2012 13:47:58 -0700derp derpugh my lifereal talkeeehehe willful misinterpretationthrowing shadethis beat is sicki get the best emailsS.P.: dude, it's one thing stealing coffee<br /> S.P.: its another stealing the milk you use to make it...<br /> S.P.: that's what happened to me.<br /> S.P.: some BATCH drank my 2 percent<br /> Me: waaaaat<br /> S.P.: i'm like HELLLLLLLLLLL na<br /> Me: did you ever crack the case? find out who stole from you?<br /> S.P.: i mean i had some leads... it was a bad day.<br /> S.P.: it was a [co-worker]<br /> Me: you ask about it? or you let it slide?<br /> S.P.: no, i put a note next time saying "spoiled"<br /> S.P.: it worked.http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23252899058http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23252899058Thu, 17 May 2012 15:39:14 -0700office warfareJGSPwhat the whatrudeJ.G.: LULZ to KK<br /> J.G.: always manages to upstage me in hilarity<br /> J.G.: bless his gay soul. keep it coming.http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23252145702http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23252145702Thu, 17 May 2012 15:27:44 -0700JGKKlulzin response to the post in the first partK.K.: SCORCHED EARTH<br /> K.K.: I can just picture her going into a rage, shoveling everything off the table<br /> K.K.: sweep ALL THE COFFEE SUPPLIES ASIDE<br /> K.K.: TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY PLATTER OF REVENGE<br /> Me: hahaha preciselyhttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23238211318http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23238211318Thu, 17 May 2012 11:28:42 -0700KKJGrage is infectiousHULK SMASHJ.G.: (away message) Someone drank my coffee. This is war.<br /> Me: someone's going to be maimed<br /> J.G.: i'm thinking of stealing all the sugar<br /> J.G.: dumping out the cream<br /> J.G.: if i cannot enjoy, NO ONE SHALL<br /> Me: like when liz lemon's sandwich on sandwich day got eaten<br /> Me: I'LL CUT YOU UP SO PRETTY YOU'LL HAVE A CHIN<br /> Me: YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS<br /> J.G.: that's exactly the scene i was picturing just now<br /> Me: hahaha excellenthttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23234840401http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/23234840401Thu, 17 May 2012 10:07:44 -0700JGoh lawdwatch out everyone<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vAFQIciWsF4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>preezy of the united steezy</p> <p>I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: OBAMA FOR ALL THE PRESIDENTS</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21854393982http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21854393982Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:04:10 -0700Obamaramaice coldprezzy oobama for all the presidentsseriously why is he so cool?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31tf3PTk21qboumfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This was attached to an email I got this morning from L.G.</p> <p>LIIIIIIIFE. THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE RIGHT NOW.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21793338182http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21793338182Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:45:00 -0700i get the best emailsyesssslols<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jhxdXUo01qeqx7ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingerhaze.tumblr.com/post/21170121120/a-reminder">gingerhaze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a reminder</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21234825567http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/21234825567Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:15:21 -0700“<p>Yes…yes…come to me you beautiful budding trivia nerds…</p> <p>In, as always.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>R.B., via an email entitled “the pursuit of trivial facts”. It’s game night yet again.</em>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20983589843http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20983589843Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:36:33 -0700i get the best emailsmy friends are hilariousJ.G.: vegan donuts need to not exist<br /> Me: hahahahahah<br /> Me: vegans don't think so<br /> J.G.: it's a fraction of the deliciousness<br /> J.G.: and they're always soooo enthusiastic<br /> J.G.: about how AMAZING<br /> J.G.: THIS DONUT IS!!<br /> J.G.: LIARS. they are haters of food! you're either for us or against us.<br /> Me: they're not using animal fat or eggs<br /> Me: it's all they have, J<br /> Me: it's all they havehttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20871392964http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20871392964Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:00:11 -0700JGfoodshahahaMe: Will I see you tonight for din din?<br /> J.S.: din din?<br /> Me: [redacted]'s birthday dinner!<br /> J.S.: I thought we were boozing with some sidewhoring<br /> Me: HAHAHHAHA<br /> Me: I thought we were eating and drinking!<br /> J.S.: the invite makes no mention!<br /> Me: I need to read my email more closely<br /> J.S.: I am now concerned!<br /> J.S: both about your reading comprehension, and my dinner planshttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20870919378http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20870919378Tue, 10 Apr 2012 16:53:20 -0700J.S.learn to read - seriouslyhappy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28f8m7oBz1qcokc4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>OBAMA FOR ALL THE PRESIDENTS</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatlantic.tumblr.com/post/20800771982/barack-obama-reading-where-the-wild-things-are">theatlantic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/04/barack-obama-reads-where-the-wild-things-are-the-animated-gif/255653/">Barack Obama Reading <em>Where the Wild Things Are</em>: Now in GIF Form</a></strong></p> <p>(via <a href="http://theatlanticvideo.tumblr.com/">theatlanticvideo</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20849542099http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20849542099Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:35:30 -0700Obamaramai vote based on faces made while reading to children<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28jdmJWy91qboumfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IT’S OFFICIAL: I LOVE THE OBAMAS</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20806606448http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20806606448Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:17:00 -0700this family!why so great?ObamaramaS.G.: so i had a dream last night that you got transferred to the Chicago office<br /> S.G.: and then we all staged an occupy [workplace] camp<br /> Me: hahahah this is so amazing - I'm actually touchedhttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477207171http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477207171Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:52:00 -0700work chats<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v813D6ZX1qboumfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AAAAHAHAHAHA THANKS KB</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477202466http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477202466Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:51:54 -0700arrested developmentLOOK AT THIS CRESTMe: "too much ain't enough?"<br /> K.K.: NOW WHEN IT COMES TO NM [Nicki Minaj]<br /> K.K.: SHE IS LAUNCHING A FASHION LINE<br /> K.K.: I WANT TO GO TO THERE<br /> K.K.: Every time a door opens for me/That means you just got a better opportunity to do you/Better understand these labels look at numbers and statistics/If I win, you win, it’s just logistics.<br /> Me: i just love how much you love herrrr<br /> K.K.: Look she is an honorary gay<br /> K.K: these things happenhttp://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477122862http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/20477122862Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:50:07 -0700KK<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1av5loL3V1qboumfo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Shut up Mint.com! You don’t tell me what to dooooo! I DO WHAT I WANT!</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19740030789http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19740030789Thu, 22 Mar 2012 11:53:45 -0700Judgey mint.com is judgeywhateveri do what i want!<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kQUokxCcQL4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Book Zoo - it’s a used bookstore in Oakland (but that seems reductive somehow), that I’d love to check out when the weather’s nicer. It’s also just down the street from Fenton’s! Double trouble, for sure.</p>http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19408046527http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19408046527Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:36:56 -0700book zooMe: I spent the morning reading this woman's twitter "@boobsradley"<br /> Me: #dead<br /> Me: #ashes scattered<br /> J.G.: HAHAHAHAHAH<br /> Me: her tumblr is genius as well; she gets some pretty amazing text messages<br /> Me: also, how is she so hilarious?<br /> J.G.: she's frikkin hilarious!<br /> Me: i would very much like to be her friend<br /> Me: how does one accomplish this via the internets?<br /> Me: white people make internet friends all the time<br /> J.G.: yet another white thing i don't understand<br /> Me: somehow i feel there is a tumblr here<br /> Me: "white things [redacted] doesn't understand"<br /> Me: i feel like i could get several posts just from raiding my chat logs<br /> J.G.: there are so, so many.<br /> J.G.: k gotta bounce<br /> J.G.: just, THANK YOU<br /> J.G.: as usual.http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19202992391http://blog.durettihirpa.com/post/19202992391Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:06:00 -0700JGwhite things we don't understandhow do you make an internet friend?