Change we can believe in

Courtesy of K.K., my 2012 New Years Resolutions: 

IN THE STYLE OF FUCKING DEVELOPER ADVICE AND WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER:

DURETTI’S FUCKING GOALS

1. GO ON SOME FUCKING DATES.

2. WRITE THAT FUCKING BOOK YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO. DO IT THIS YEAR.

3. BE AWESOME AT YOUR JOB, BOTH INSIDE THE COMPANY AND IN YOUR ONLINE FUCKING PERSONA. SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE.

4. PICK THE KIND OF FUCKING BODY YOU WANT, AND GET THERE. TRY IT FOR A YEAR.

5. READ THAT FUCKING BOOK FOR REAL THIS TIME.

6. FUCK THE HATERS, ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT

7. LEARN A NEW FUCKING DESIGN STYLE

8. GET YOUR FUCKING DAD ON BOARD WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS