Real Talk: San Francisco

  • Me: I've never thought of SF as being particularly uptight
  • SG: no, it's not.
  • SG: but you see that's because RELAXING big time is THE ULTIMATE sign of LUXURY
  • SG: Like, yeah, this? It's 10 dollar ice cream bitches, made from the milk of virgin cows that are massaged daily in Switzerland? Oh and my fixie? Yeah, it's carbon fiber, bitches.