We still live in an age where men get to age like credenzas, and women like unrefrigerated dairy.

There are so many QUOTABLE LINES from this article! 

“Admittedly, I prefer older guys, only because they tend to be fully fused, like a human skull.”

“being in your twenties is a form of functional retardation”

AND THE LIST GOES ON!

Throwing shade

  • K.K.: HOLDING OUT FOR TREY SONGZ NOW
  • Me: AS YOU SHOULD
  • Me: DRAKE IS WHACK
  • K.K.: YEAH
  • K.K. : ALSO
  • K.K.: Am I the only person who can't take Jason Derulo in a neck brace seriously?
  • Me: "Am I the only person who can't take Jason Derulo seriously?"
  • Me: THERE FIXED IT
  • K.K.: haahahahahahaahhahahahaha
  • K.K.: CORRECT
  • K.K.: COME CORRECT

This is how you know it's legit

  • Me: how was the chicken spot?
  • J.G.: it was serious, OKAY
  • J.G.: you had to enter through the BAR
  • J.G.: and around the corner!
  • J.G.: when i asked for bags for my inevitable leftovers
  • J.G: she came back with safeway bags

(Source: al00f, via fuckyeahsf)

Dating + LOLschool = Precarious at best.

  • A.L.: This is law school. It is the special olympics of dating. There is not a single dude in my entire class that doesn't fail the test of carnal interest.
  • A.L.: [A.L.]'s Test of Carnal Interest: a standard by which all future dating prospects will be judged on spec by whether or not I actually want to see them naked.

TOTS!

  • J.G.: Okay, Happy Hour/Ladiez Night: gonna climb that Russian Hill edition NEEDS TO HAPPEN
  • J.G.: I saw [that the bar has] truffle tater tots?!
  • Me: WHAT
  • Me: truffle tator tots!
  • Me: that's incredible
  • Me: a treat for my grown up self that my child self would appreciate
  • J.G.: and high-five you for?!
  • J.G.: little J and D would be so so proud.
start-anywhere: midori-fairy: gotta put this up in the office.

start-anywhere:

midori-fairy:

gotta put this up in the office.

(Source: swimmingtrunks, via kitchenmagician)

My Pandora station of “Hunky R&B crooners and Nicki Minaj/Keri Hilson” is in RARE FORM today.

K.K.

THAT’S RIGHT

THAT’S RIGHT

(Source: jmaple)

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