hot child in the city
Apr 10
Did someone trick you into eating it or something?
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J.G.:
vegan donuts need to not exist
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Me:
hahahahahah
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Me:
vegans don't think so
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J.G.:
it's a fraction of the deliciousness
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J.G.:
and they're always soooo enthusiastic
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J.G.:
about how AMAZING
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J.G.:
THIS DONUT IS!!
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J.G.:
LIARS. they are haters of food! you're either for us or against us.
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Me:
they're not using animal fat or eggs
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Me:
it's all they have, J
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Me:
it's all they have
I'm worried about your reading comprehension
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Me:
Will I see you tonight for din din?
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J.S.:
din din?
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Me:
[redacted]'s birthday dinner!
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J.S.:
I thought we were boozing with some sidewhoring
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Me:
HAHAHHAHA
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Me:
I thought we were eating and drinking!
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J.S.:
the invite makes no mention!
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Me:
I need to read my email more closely
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J.S.:
I am now concerned!
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J.S:
both about your reading comprehension, and my dinner plans
OBAMA FOR ALL THE PRESIDENTS
theatlantic:
Barack Obama Reading Where the Wild Things Are: Now in GIF Form
(via theatlanticvideo)
Apr 09
IT’S OFFICIAL: I LOVE THE OBAMAS
Apr 04
"My dreams are too vivid for my own good"
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S.G.:
so i had a dream last night that you got transferred to the Chicago office
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S.G.:
and then we all staged an occupy [workplace] camp
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Me:
hahahah this is so amazing - I'm actually touched
AAAAHAHAHAHA THANKS KB
Nicki Minaj
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Me:
"too much ain't enough?"
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K.K.:
NOW WHEN IT COMES TO NM [Nicki Minaj]
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K.K.:
SHE IS LAUNCHING A FASHION LINE
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K.K.:
I WANT TO GO TO THERE
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K.K.:
Every time a door opens for me/That means you just got a better opportunity to do you/Better understand these labels look at numbers and statistics/If I win, you win, it’s just logistics.
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Me:
i just love how much you love herrrr
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K.K.:
Look she is an honorary gay
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K.K:
these things happen
Mar 22
Shut up Mint.com! You don’t tell me what to dooooo! I DO WHAT I WANT!
Mar 16
[video]
Mar 12
Sometimes, my chats are transcendent
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Me:
I spent the morning reading this woman's twitter "@boobsradley"
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Me:
#dead
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Me:
#ashes scattered
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J.G.:
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Me:
her tumblr is genius as well; she gets some pretty amazing text messages
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Me:
also, how is she so hilarious?
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J.G.:
she's frikkin hilarious!
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Me:
i would very much like to be her friend
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Me:
how does one accomplish this via the internets?
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Me:
white people make internet friends all the time
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J.G.:
yet another white thing i don't understand
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Me:
somehow i feel there is a tumblr here
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Me:
"white things [redacted] doesn't understand"
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Me:
i feel like i could get several posts just from raiding my chat logs
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J.G.:
there are so, so many.
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J.G.:
k gotta bounce
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J.G.:
just, THANK YOU
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J.G.:
as usual.
