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Come bear witness as [S.P] greets his late twenties with a mere shrug and frat boy “Sup?”
He think he Big Meech.
Dranks at [redacted], and if we’re feeling extra young and festive, carryover to [redacted].
Keeping it classy, but low-key.
” —J.G., inviting me to a friend’s birthday.
I seriously get the best emails.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
FOR MY DEAR DURETTI!!
(Source: fhrb)
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“ Let’s just say if I had a dollar for every time I walked into a salon, sat in the chair and heard “Giiiiirl, you got enough hair for 80 people!” or “Oh dear. You poor thing…” - I wouldn’t have time to write this because I would be on a private jet to Fiji, getting my calves massaged by someone with hands like ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry instead of sitting at work. ”
From a hilarious Yelp review my friend wrote of the new salon she goes to.
I don’t find heteronormativity or consumerism attractive. But I’ll keep the chocolate.
History by Typotheque
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“[If you don’t] that’s like getting your car fixed and the mechanic says, ‘It’s all good now but I’m keeping your car.’” — R.W., when I asked him if I should email our client THE FONT THEY PAID FOR. #workn00b
“If you’re happily employed but somehow emotionally distant from the people you work with day in and day out, we can relate! Get off the grind and come have a drink with us, or several (provided you’re using public transportation). All are welcome. You heard that right. Everyone. We’re friendly but we lack discretion (not unlike the people who hired us in the first place) but we’re smart enough to spot a good idea when we see one, and this is it!” — Happy hour email I received today from co-workers
He’s so adorable :)
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