February 2012
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Dating + LOLschool = Precarious at best.
A.L.: This is law school. It is the special olympics of dating. There is not a single dude in my entire class that doesn't fail the test of carnal interest.
A.L.: [A.L.]'s Test of Carnal Interest: a standard by which all future dating prospects will be judged on spec by whether or not I actually want to see them naked.
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TOTS!
J.G.: Okay, Happy Hour/Ladiez Night: gonna climb that Russian Hill edition NEEDS TO HAPPEN
J.G.: I saw [that the bar has] truffle tater tots?!
Me: WHAT
Me: truffle tator tots!
Me: that's incredible
Me: a treat for my grown up self that my child self would appreciate
J.G.: and high-five you for?!
J.G.: little J and D would be so so proud.
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“My Pandora station of “Hunky R&B crooners and Nicki Minaj/Keri...”
– K.K.
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“Come bear witness as [S.P] greets his late twenties with a mere shrug and frat...”
– J.G., inviting me to a friend’s birthday.
I seriously get the best emails.
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“[If you don’t] that’s like getting your car fixed and the mechanic...”
– R.W., when I asked him if I should email our client THE FONT THEY PAID FOR. #workn00b
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“If you’re happily employed but somehow emotionally distant from the people...”
– Happy hour email I received today from co-workers
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