December 2011
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“haikus are awesome the worst problem is when i run out of sylla”
– J.E.
Dec 30th
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Change we can believe in
Courtesy of K.K., my 2012 New Years Resolutions:  IN THE STYLE OF FUCKING DEVELOPER ADVICE AND WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER: DURETTI’S FUCKING GOALS 1. GO ON SOME FUCKING DATES. 2. WRITE THAT FUCKING BOOK YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO. DO IT THIS YEAR. 3. BE AWESOME AT YOUR JOB, BOTH INSIDE THE COMPANY AND IN YOUR ONLINE FUCKING PERSONA. SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOU...
Dec 21st
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It always comes back to MJ
Me: also i still have a glove of yours
J.G.: it's alright. i was going for an MJ look anywayz
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I don't even
K.K.: IMOGEN BEEP
Me: ?
K.K.: BEEP BEEP
K.K.: Roadrunner...
K.K.: I dunno where I was going with that.
K.K.: BACK TO WORK
K.K.: *vogues, sachets, and exits stage left*
Me: hahahahahahahahaha
Dec 8th
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Winter is coming
AL: "like, you can't build the same house in california as you can in Omaha. It's illegal! because cali has earthquakes and is going to drop off into the ocean one day and become its own country run by fabulous gays and washed up movie stars and its going to be awesome, but we all know we have to build our houses so that they don't fall down when that happens"
Dec 6th
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Away messages are not utilized nearly enough
Me (away msg): [JM]: World's most interesting man?
JM (via away msg): Duretti Hirpa: World's most crazy awesome woman? Early returns say yes.
Dec 6th