January 2011
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I should know better
TR: latex gloves from here on out
Me: good plan
Me: (also, that's what she said)
TR: LMAO
TR: GOOD ONE
TR: no
TR: GREAT ONE
Me: I REALLY CAN'T HELP MYSELF
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Adele, you have a gorgeous voice! You also have a...
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Letters of Intent are so passionate
AE: i'm sending my love letter emails today
Me: love letter emails?
AE: like
AE: hey
AE: i really like you
AE: please love me back.
AE: xoxo
Me: hahahahahaha PLZ LET ME INTO YOUR PROGRAM
Me: I'M TOTES NORMAL AND ALSO GREAT
Me: WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER
Me: AND MAYBE WE CAN LIVE ON A RAINBOW
Me: KTHX
AE: yes.
AE: exactly
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Not really sure how this happened...
KK: Did you get a portfolio done?
Me: NOPE I BEEN SLACKIN
KK: SLACKIN
KK: LIKE MIKE POSNER
KK: HES CREEPIN EVERY NIGHT
Me: also see: running from tomorrow
KK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKpFZEjD4Gg
Me: hahahaha
Me: wtf is this
KK: HE IS A DOUCHEBAG!
KK: FUNNY ALL YOUR SONGS ARE ABOUT WOMEN MR POSNER
KK: BUT YOUR RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE GAY PLAYBOOK
Me: hahahahahahahaha
KK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZXelIh6zJg
Me: I SHOULD HAVE CHEATED
Me: DAMNNNNNNN MIKEY
KK: I WAS EVERYTHING YOU WANTED AND MORE
KK: TOO GOOD FOR YOU
KK: I SHOULD HAVE FUCKED OTHER MEN
KK: OH WAIT
KK: DID I SAY THAT?
Me: HAHAHA
Me: HE IS STEALING FROM THE GAY PLAYBOOK!
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“I knew I could count on you. If we owned a planet we would rule with an iron...”
– WX, in an email sent to me last night.
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We have the most ridiculous conversations...
Me: imogen. heap. is. on. twitter.
Me: I REPEAT: IMOGEN HEAP IS ON TWITTER.
Me: http://twitter.com/#!/imogenheap
Me: THIS IS A RED-LETTER DAY [KK] A RED LETTER DAY.
KK: She's actually not too entertaining
KK: Though I did get some cool songs out of it
Me: WHAT
Me: LIIIIIIIIFE
Me: GNASHING OF TEETH
KK: Haha
Me: this is horrifying
KK: SORRY
Me: why god WHY
KK: She's awesome in person
KK: But her tweets aren't that silly
KK: They used to be!
Me: i was so excited!
Me: twitter was all, "you should follow imogen heap"
Me: and then i was like "yeah i should ! let me consult [KK]"
Me: AND THEN YOU WENT AND HULK SMASHED ALL OVER MY DREAMS
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Word of the Year
After getting back from a rather hilarious 10-day stint in Philadelphia with my family, I started thinking about what I wanted from 2011. Firstly, 2011 is such a weird sounding year - I vastly preferred 2010 — mostly because I’m insane, and get all verklempt about dates ending in 5s and 0s.
So yeah. 2011. I don’t do resolutions - I make goals - but as my sister pointed out:...
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Humor is totally situational
SD: just got a funny hex code... #b7babe
Me: hahah AWESOME
SD: we iz nerds son
Me: WHATEVAH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
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“San Francisco,” my mother once said, “is the only city that demands...”
– Amy Hempel, “Tumble Home”, The Collected Stories of Amy Hemple
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