When I'm Reminded That Friday Night Lights Was A Thing That Existed

  • Duretti: I'm finally watching the rest of Friday Night Lights. It's so good, I just... I can't even articulate.
  • Me: AGHASDHASFHHA that show which season are you on and can I come over and dance around your living room with the sheer force of my feels?
  • Duretti: YES PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SERVICE
  • Me: My suite of interpretive dances based on FNL is called: "It's Not Really About Football (God Give Me A Man Like Coach Taylor Please)"
  • Me: It's 6 and a half hours of me jumping on your sofa in a bedazzled speedo bathing suit hastily repurposed into a dance leotard and crying a little.

janinebrito:

Totally Biased Jason Collins Correspondent Piece

Janine, crushing it PER USUAL

engagement deluge

  • J.G.: so when i went to bed, i foolishly logged into fb
  • J.G.: to be greeted with another engagement announcement
  • J.G.: i actually yelled "come on!!!"
  • J.G.: nowhere is safe

knird:

if you don’t love Ron Fucking Swanson you are wrong.

(via kitchenmagician)

fuckyeahohnotheydidnt: Happy Valenstans Day, ONTD!

fuckyeahohnotheydidnt:

Happy Valenstans Day, ONTD!

From J.G.: “Love you more than food, pretty sure.”

From J.G.: “Love you more than food, pretty sure.”

Because women plan their weddings all the time (like a background process)

  • Me: well, i'm already thinking about 28 [birthday party]
  • Me: because i'm a crazy person
  • J.G.: oh myyyyy
  • J.G.: WHAT'S NEXT
  • Me: well, i'm going to move up the timing
  • Me: so probably around the 14th, 15th
  • Me: and i'm thinking of renting out AN ICE RINK
  • Me: it's amazing what you can do with the proper application of money
  • J.G.: OOOOOOOOO
  • J.G.: also isn't the outdoor rink open
  • Me: perhaps but i want that shiz to myself
  • Me: i also want food trucks
  • J.G.: omgosh duretti, amaze
  • Me: hehe
  • Me: ugh i can't even begin to think of how crazy my wedding will be
  • J.G.: I WILL DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS EVEN WATCHING AT YOUR WEDDING

#DEAD

  • Me: I'M GOING ON ANOTHER JUICE CLEANSE!!!!!!!
  • J.G.: jeezzuss
  • J.G.: i mean you do it well
  • J.G.: i would eat my hand
  • J.G.: just so my mouth had purchase

So much accuracy up in here

  • Me: WHY SO AMAZING CIARA
  • K.K.: I KNOW RIIIGHT?
  • Me: she really should be more famous
  • Me: i would also maim and murder for that stomach
  • K.K.: oh honey
  • K.K.: you will have to fight me for it

The witching hour

  • J.G.: it was dark out when i left
  • J.G.: I took one step out of my front door and went,"Ohhh Nooooooo."

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